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Friday, 6 May 2005

and you thought i was a smalltownflirt

i hate middle england. there i said it.

i looked up the bbc's election coverage this morning, and the blue map of England appeared, as if the country had frozen overnight.
'mum,' i said, as we watched the results struggling in last night, 'i fucking (scuse french) hate middle england. they buy the daily mail, they despise culture and just want to get on with their lives without asbos-dodging youths and lecherous immigrant scum making the queues that make them miserable even longer.'

the worst thing is that middle england pays my 'wages'.

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