i didn't see this one coming

busted go bust

party by the book

oh god this is lovely! so lovely. i mean, it's about parties in books! how fabulous. i read this on, er, saturday night and felt so festive and civilised, all pyjamaed up...

fasten your seatbelts!

Not since Airplane has airline comedy been so surprisingly relevant. And so damn entertaining!

there she goes again.

there goes my indiehood

yep, i'm selling up and moving on. 23 days til christmas and there's money to be made selling my indie heritage on ebay. goodbye dusty vinyl and lusty geetar - all i ever thought i'd be and never was.